Hey... 

So my name is Cleo Morty! First things first no my name is not short for Cleopatra so don't ask.  I am your typical English slag that isn't posh in the slightest and doesn't want to hear your British  accents because to be honest there are about a million accents in Britain. 

I am from the amazing place called Newcastle which is where Geordie Shore is made. I am a Geordie but that doesn't mean I like to piss myself and hug plants like the ones on the show.

I will be opening a cover shop and possibly a book so get ready for that! 

Cleo xoxo