Hello! I am just a derpy turtle. I am not a fast writer, but yeah! I'm probably slower than a herd of peanut butter turtles stampeding through a tundra of cookie dough!

Please just call me Derp, Turtle, DerpTurtl, or just don't call me anything :). I update very slowly. VERY. Also, I speak English and I am a girl and that's pretty much it. I shall make a schedule:



-July: Try not to message me much. Let's just say my Dad is a super duper meanie face mostly and I have to go to his house every day every July sooooooooooo yeah. I won't be on much (Unless it's July 2016 or July 2034 I'm serious).

Ok byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee!




What do people do in the small amount of time saved by typing "K" instead of "Ok"? I never did understand why people do that. :|

I said "K" and "OK" . . . what autocorrect types ""K"" instead of that?! Wait, I can only see it on MY screen! Not on my home page . . . WHAT IS HAPPENING? It says - & quot ; K & quot ; - but without the spaces. Wait . . . I think it means quotation marks! EVERYONE, PUT QUOTATION MARKS ON YOUR PROFILE TO SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!

[♡Put this on your page if you LOVE EVERYTHING♡]

When you carry a bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he will collapse. When he sees you reading it, he will faint. Put this on your profile if you're one of the 3% that will stand up for God. Satan will try to discourage you. I defeated him.

Also, there is a user named @Doesntexistidkwho

 . . . weird, huh?

Yus.

Yus it is.


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