1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".

8: Don't use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".

12: Sing along at the opera.

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose!"

19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Stolen from Nikkiegirl9087