Hello, world! I'm Kat.

Now, mount your winged rainbow steeds and fly alongside me while I share my life story with you.
I was hatched. I wasn't like the other chickens, so mommy ate me. One day, I was an egg again, but then I was a human. Mommy chased me away this time. A demon and angel raised me. They didn't get along too well. One day I met Willy Wonka and my friends became tiny. From then on, they perched on my shoulder and told me what to do.

The end.


Now that that's over with, I hope I inspired you to do something amazing- go feed a puppy, pet a cat, donate to charity. :D
Okay, I'm a terrible person. Go do your good deed of the day though, seriously. Shoo. 

Alright. So, some things about me. I mean, this is an about me. You came here for more than my life story, I maybe hope.

-I'm in middle school (Hormones suck, I'm telling you)
-I'm terrible at writing
-Apparently, I judge myself too harshly (Everyone's a liar)
-I'm most definitely maybe perhaps not a female. (I'm a girl, not a female. Gosh)
-I just might be slightly insane
-I have insomnia, ADHD, am possibly bi-polar, and am missing a few bones in my ring finger
-I'm very insecure
-I took that picture (my avatar) but I don't really like flowers. Or yellow. Black Magic Roses, if anything. :P
-Um...
-I'm a terrible friend. Seriously. I'll go around jabbing pressure points if you piss me off. Or... maybe for the fun of it. I'll give some poor sucker a black eye and a kick in a certain area if they screw with you, though. It hurts for either gender, I've noticed.
-You may have caught on that I'm a terrible person in general.
-Um... fangirling. Supernatural makes me sob. Merlin, Sailor Moon, One Piece, and Soul Eater. Adventure Time.
-I'm more comfortable hanging with guys. 
-My stomach acid = hot sauce
-DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS ONLINE :D
-Yayyyyyyy...