ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ'ꜱ ɢᴏᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ
ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴᴇʀᴀʟ
ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ'ꜱ ᴅɪꜱᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴠᴀʟ
ɪ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ'ᴠᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱʜɪᴘᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴏᴏɴᴇʀ
ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅɪᴅ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ
ꜱʜᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ
ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴜɴᴅᴀʏ'ꜱ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʙʟᴇᴀᴋ
ᴀ ꜰʀᴇꜱʜ ᴘᴏɪꜱᴏɴ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
"ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ ꜱɪᴄᴋ", ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ꜱᴀʏ ɪᴛ
ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀꜱ ɴᴏ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇꜱ
ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟꜱ ᴍᴇ 'ᴡᴏʀꜱʜɪᴘ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴏᴍ'
ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ꜱᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ
ɪꜱ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ
ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴏʀɴ ꜱɪᴄᴋ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇʟʟ
ᴀᴍᴇɴ, ᴀᴍᴇɴ, ᴀᴍᴇɴ
ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜ
ɪ'ʟʟ ᴡᴏʀꜱʜɪᴘ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴏɢ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜʀɪɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴇꜱ
ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍʏ ꜱɪɴꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɴɪꜰᴇ
ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ
ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɢᴏᴅ, ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ
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