Hello all you lovely people out there that actually took the time to read this! 

My name is Z and I love to waste my time and life dedicating it all to you guys who like Creepypasta fanfictions! I am proud to say that I am only slightly bonkers. You can kill me if you want but you can't hurt me. Wait.... What?

I absolutely LOVE books. Especially Enclave. You all should check it out if you love rainbows and unicorns being attacked by zombies. Mwahahahahaha! Oh... sorry.

My favorite band is The Fray! Go check them out or else Slenderman will stare at you in your sleep. Of course some of you people would like that...

If you guys just ever want to talk with me go ahead and we'll talk. I love to meet new people as long as you're not some creeper who likes to stalk people. You van just make yourself a pair of bird wings and go stalk some birds. Go meet Santa in the North Pole. Go meet Coraline's Other Mother and she'll fix ya up with buttons for eyes! Trust me. They will look dashing on you.

Anyways, I do not write sexual scenes. It's not right at all. Sorry to the people who like those scenes. I don't write them.

Also I do not swear, nor do I care for it.

"Write fearlessly, You should write without revisions because whatever you wrote the first time, you meant. You can't take it back. So why not keep it? Keep the truth. And the truth does not have revisions." ~Pink

Now if you'll excuse me I have work to do. Evil plots don't plan themselves.