I'm a writer, okay? I write to cope. 
I listen to too much music and I'm a dark son of a bitch. 

I've got my issues and my vices. 

So what have we learned? 

I'm essentially a Grade A, non-pasteurized, 100% whole freaking weirdo.  

And that means I'm no good at writing these things. 

Oh and I like bands. Bands are nice.

"You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it. "