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Me: Hey bitch! *waves* nah I'm just kiddin'.
Elsa: *asks nicely* did you just call my daughter a-
Jack: BITCH?
Elsa: *slaps Jack* language!!
Jack: *roles eyes* anyways did you call her a bitch-
Elsa: *slaps Jack*
Jack: Ow!! Mamamia!!
Me: no, you just heard girl.
Jack: but I heard you call her a bi-
Elsa: its called sarcasm.
Jack: oh...
Me: not my fault
Elsa: huh?
Me: I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. Sarcasm is my only defense.
Stiles: *pops out* Hey dats my-
Me: shut up Stilinski! *pushes Stiles away* aren't we supposed to greet Lynn a hi?
Jack: oh yeah... Hi Lynn!!
Elsa: Hi baby Lynn!
Me: Hi bitch- *get slaps by Jack and Elsa*