Hello! I have to write something here, don't I...

 Ok, I like Star Wars, LOTR, HP, Pokemon, the Beatles, Macs, video games, Pixar, BVB, My Little Pony, The Avengers, and I've read about 500-600 books. I'm also a die-hard Directioner (and Danosaur, and Philion, and Pewdiepie fan if we're going to talk about Youtubers, and-), and am homeschooled... I also want to say that any leprechauns (especially llama leprechauns) that happen to read this need to report to HQ, where they will give me a back massage and feed me orange grapes.

 I plan on 'surprise adopting' One Direction ASAP. So I'm not going to tell you where I live, OBVIOUSLY, or else I'll have to share them with you. Oh, and see that little birth date up there? That's completely fake... My birthday is in July, but the rest of it is fake SO NO FAKE HAPPY BIRTHDAY THINGIES YOU FREAKOS!

 I love writing books, been doing it since I was like, -1000000, but I'm really insecure about it and am always comparing them to other books written by authors who are older and better at writing them me, so I haven't posted most of mine on here as of yet. Although I'm currently working on several 1D fanfics.......

 Oh, dang it, I just lost the game. Gotta go slap somebody!

 Remember, if you fan me I will (usually) fan you back, if you are amazing could let you rent out Alan Rickman for a day or two or even let you have a high place in the Council once me and that bunny down there overthrow the world, and

 THE DEATH-FLIES ARE COMING!! BE PREPARED!!

❒ Single
❒ Taken 
✔ i like food

 Oh, and points to anyone who can guess where I got my "last name"!

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(+'.'+) (Copy and paste Bunny
('')_('') on ur bio to help him gain
world domination)