D. That's all you need to know. But, If you insist, sure more about me.

Let's see. No point in following me or reading this. Cuz well, I don't make stories. If you do see me doing them, I'm not. You probably hit your head or something and started hallucinating... God, you might need a doctor if that happens...

That's it I'm going to say. I'm a boring yet dangerous person anyway. (RHYMES!)
But if you insist to learn more about me... You could just message me and prepare yourselves for an unsatisfying answer.