Well hi.

The lovely name bestowed upon me at birth is Lauren. If I don't say a thought, it will be gone in about 3.7 seconds. Forever. I'm awkward around every single member of the human race. Sometimes I forget how to walk, or I stare off into space. My glasses slide off my face, I am a messy eater, and my mind goes blank in the middle of conversations. Especially if the other person happens to be of the male variety. I blush a lot more than I wish I did. When I eat sugar I get really hyper. Even if it's just a little bit. Someday I'll visit Ireland. I had a dream about jumping into a pool of jello once and since then it's become a lifelong goal. My day consists of blinking wars, pudding fights, ninja moves, blonde moments, and musical outbursts. And I really want to drive a mini cooper. I'm a nerd. I trip over air more often than is healthy. No one can ever tell what color my eyes are. I don't tan. At all. So I identify with lobsters. I like quoting disney movies and staying in my pajamas all day. My iPod seems to be invincible, yet tries to attack the floor more often than not. Brave soul. I'm almost legally blind but that's okay because I can read braille. By sight. Which I guess kind of defeats the purpose but oh well. I need my glasses. Not that I can walk anymore gracefully with them on than with them off. I get far too competitive in board games. And football games are the freakin' greatest. 

I love comfy hoodies, curly hair, laughing, inside jokes, pianos, cellos, deep voices, suspenders, s'mores, campfires, the snow, disney, the sound and smell of rain, blankets right out of the dryer, writing, love songs, the smell of coffee, Christmas sweaters, hot chocolate, orange julius, soccer, football, fireplaces, armchairs you sink into, chocolate, friendship bracelets, notes, Italian food, british accents, card games, my dorky family, my mom's potato soup, fairy tales, nutella, watching lightning, hugs, farm boys, and people that stick around.

;D Ta-da!