Good evening captain! I'm the kinky pirate that you made out with at that highschool party ;). 
I'm also a human if that helps. 
As the nacho lord I have power over all the nachos! MWAHAHAHA!!
Pyromaniac by day and prostitute by night... Kidding mate, no need to get undressed for me. Nah nah at night I sleep because sleep is jezzus. 
So here's a few facts about me ;3
1. I made this account so my friend will stop nagging me. YES I'M TALKING TO YOU AL
2. Nachos will always be the bestaroo.
3. Bros before hoes
4. Music I like: A7X, DBF, Vance Joy, American Authors, One Republic, etc etc blah blah. 
5. Anime = HELL YEAH
6. I say aroo at the end of a lot of sentences
7. And yes I may sound like a myspace emo sometimes

That's about it kiddos, kinky pirate out! ;) *drops mike* (yeah I dropped Mike, I was holding him the whole time duhhhhhhhhh)