By day I'm a normal yet unbelievably awkward teenage girl and by night I'm a mentally challenged unicorn roaming dark alleyways in search of Justin Bieber impersonators. (And believe me, there's a lot of them.) 

-Awkward Begins Now-

Let's start off with a name, shall we? Well, it's a long story. My parent's were possibly drunk when they named me and the sad thing is, they don't drink. I prefer you call me Betty White or something of that sort and If you ask me what my name is, ten out of ten times, I will reply sarcastically. 

Where do I live? You may be wondering. Well, If you look really hard, you can find me in Narnia hiding behind a dwarf. Or you could check Texas but beware, Texas is where I got my ninja skills. And before you ask.. Yes, I am one of those socially awkward people who think they are ninja's from exotic non-existent lands.

Now that we've covered the basics I'm going to let you know a few interesting or not so interesting fact's about myself:

Sorry. Too lazy to put any facts. 

I only said a FEW fact's, what were you expecting? The kitchen sink? I don't think so.


♀+♀=♥ GENDER 
♂+♂=♥ DOESN'T
♂+♀=♥ MATTER

"Imperfection Is Beauty,Madness Is Genius And Its Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring" - Marilyn Monroe