(Read my Min Yoongi ff cuz I'm a god)
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Take One:
Hello potatoes! Today I am... No okay..
Take Thirteen:
FUUUCK LET ME LEAVE
THE FUCK ELSE YOU WANT? ... Shit.
Take Eighteen:
Hey guys! Welcome to.. Shit. Im bad at these. I'm, no, wait. Shit! Try being me for a damn day.
Take Something..:
OKAY. That first couple of intros were TERRIBLE. Don't rub it in..
If you did, then imma beat a bitchcuit.
Things I know about you because I'm a little fucker:
•You can't say the letter P without you're lips.
•You just tried saying P without you're lips.
•You just laughed at yourself cause you considered saying P without your lips.
HERE ARE THINGS I LOVE (Excuse my FUCKING stupidity)
Ahem
Here are some things I love.
•Love Notes (judge me.)
•Shawn Mendes (He makes me drink holy water with a tear of sadness.)
•Set It Off (yes.)
•Roses
•Insulting you.
•Gravity Falls
•Call of Duty
•Rick and Morty (That's some shwifty shit bro.)
•Guitars (I cant even play for shit.)
•Art
•Stranger Things (Cuz I'm obsessed.)
•Khalid (he amazing live)
•Post Malone (yes.)
•Billie damn Eilish (Fucking queen right there.)
•BTS (Holy fuck)
•MIN YOONGII (dont talk or look at me if you dont. Hands be swinging at a bitchcuit.)
•Swearing. (Fuck, is it obvious?)
•Things I HATE
•People who follow to unfollow
•Myself
•Bows
•Certain Pinks
•Tomatoes
•Bullying (fuckers)
•Fuckers
•cheaters
•Relationships
Thas jus the beginning.
Now you might be thinking, Are you a fucking boy?
•Well then,
●GO FUCK YOURSELF
Don't. Please. (Unless your desperate.)
Anyway, here are some fan-fucking-tastic facts about me.
I am French
My name is -----
Did you really think I'd say my name? call me nøva d and later on you'll know why.
And also, dont hate on me because bitch I swear to god hands will be flying and I'll beat a bitchcuit.
But for now, enjoy my potatoe land!! Shit I did it again.. IM NOT DOING TAKE 69!!
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