Wattwad999

@TriggerKitten 
          If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

@Wattwad999 
          Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons. 

I'm no meteorologist, but I'm expecting a few inches tonight.

@TriggerKitten 
          There are 256 bones in the human body, how would you like one more? 

@TriggerKitten 
          Gee Girl, your eyes remmind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look at you my nuts tighten. 

@TriggerKitten 
          Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get!

You're the type of boy I'd make a sandwich for. c;

@Wattwad999 

@TriggerKitten Did you fart? Because you just blew me away. 

Heyyyy sweet thanggg c;