God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will end up in jail.

Hello everyone! My name is Alice, and I'm the self-proclaimed Queen of Awkwardness. If you're a socially awkward penguin like me, please join me in my quest to make our awkward lives just a little better.

Awkward teenager by day, witty writer by night.

Have a survivable day,
                                                  Alice.