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@madimcmanners 2+2= Tobias Eaton

"Why did the chicken cross the road?
          To escape Murdock."
          
          That. Was. Terrific.
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@madimcmanners  
          Does it have to be a snowman?
          Wildcats! 
          Effie's hair orange. (But not really it's teal)
          No I wouldn't. That's why Johanna lives in a castle. 
          To escape Murdock.
          4. You know what's funnier than 24? 25!
          Jake from Statefarm!
          Marylin Monroe approves. 
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Hey Cici! Do you want to build a snow man?
          What team?!
          What's your fav color? (Oh no, now you've crossed the line)
          Do you really want to leAve a world without toilet paper?
          Why did the chicken cross the road?
          What's 2 + 2?
          
          "Well she sounds hideous"
          "Well, she's a guy, so..."
          
          <thank you for reading the collection of famous questions> <you can reply by either A. Answering the questions, B. Naming where they are from, or C. Commenting on my page.
          
          Thank you for your time.
          Like Abraham Lincoln never said, do PUGS not DRUGS ✌️ (Peace out meh homie)