""You want to push a person you don't like into Tartarus?" I asked.
"Kind of." Jason said.
"GENIUS! Hey, Clarisse, care to join me on a trip to see nicos dad?" http://wattpad.com/story/3309727
"JUSTIN BIEBER: Baby baby baby ooohhhh, like baby baby baby noooooo, i thought you'd always be mi--
ME: *beats him over the head with a frying pan* man I need to get http://wattpad.com/story/1562126