• ᴀʀɪᴇꜱ
  A Ram? Oh, well

• ɪɴᴛʀᴏᴠᴇʀᴛ
  When you're a natural at awkwardness

• ᴘʀᴏᴄʀᴀꜱᴛɪɴᴀᴛᴏʀ
  I work well under pressure

• ᴏᴠᴇʀᴛʜɪɴᴋᴇʀ
  My brain in a constant loop of 'What If'

• ꜰᴏᴏᴅɪᴇ
  Me: I love eating.
  Mom: You love over eating.

• Writer 
   Creativity Blocks every week be like : *in Joey's voice* How ya doin'?

• ꜰᴇᴍɪɴɪꜱᴛ
  Society : I don't believe in feminism. I believe in gender equality.
  Me : I don't drink water. I drink H2O.

• ᴄʟᴜᴍꜱʏ
  *Spills Milk* Oops, I did it again ~

• ꜱᴀʀᴄᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ
  When you think you're witty, but you're not

• ᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪꜱᴛ/ ᴘᴇꜱꜱɪᴍɪꜱᴛ
  On the bright side, humanity is doomed!