Me: Welcome to my world!

Full of drama, chaos and a panic attack or two,

Get completely lost in the magic of love,

And sudden tragedies,

That are just waiting to happen.



*sneezes*



Director: OK! Cut! *looks at me* Couldn't you hold your damn sneeze in a little while longer?



Me: *stares* Do you want to test me right now? I will kick your ass, Mister!



Director: *rolls eyes* Just start talking about your books, Miss.



Me: *wishes I could freeze him with my icy glare* 

*turns back to the audience with a smile*



Heylo lovelies! I'm Kitali - and as you can tell... Pretty crazy. But you won't judge me, will you lovelies?

I've had a few accounts before this but I want to refresh and restart and hopefully get my crazy ideas out long enough that I finish an actual book!



Or 10, to be precise - Yeah, loads of ideas in my big head but I need support too, so please please enjoy the character guides I'm going to make about almost every main character in my upcoming books and give me any ideas, or criticise me (I don't mind as long as it's constructive and not just bitching).



Thanks loads, 

Kitali 

XOXO



Director: Cut!!! *looks my way* We've worked 8 whole hours and THIS was the best you could come up with?



Me: ... Fuck you. 



:)