Won't be posting stories until October 15th 2016


Heyyy, ummmm, look over there! A flying mushroom with Tinker Bell's wings! *turns and runs away*


Okay I'm done, nothing else to fool you anymore. OH MY GOD, is that a Wattpad account you have? Wait, let me see it! *pokes the rectangular button on my account screen* Don't wanna let you miss anything important here.


Okay I promise I'm done. *wink wink*


Okay so, I'm Misery no last name. I'm cool with just Misery or Misery No-Last-Name. I got no stories but that'll change soon *wink wink*


I know, I know. You're probably asking yourself, "Does Misery always wink so much?" My answer is no, I just have to keep you interested long enough to click that little rectangular box and make me blue. Not sad blue. Just make the box blue.