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your username is so precious. 

why are you so cute? you're giving me emotional diabetes, blossom. -munches on the bagel before smacking a resounding kiss against your cheek- i love you!

DID YA MAKE IT YOURSELF, MY PRECIOUS BABY? o: 

you're so random, and i just keep sighing out of happiness like some goon in love. what have you done to me?

wildly driven in love all thanks to just a simple wave of your hand, and a minuscule huff of breath you elicit. just your existence drives me wild.

i believe i don't follow with what the call must've been based upon, but i'm sure whatever it was must've been... good. tell me why i shouldn't be fidgety, and maybe i'll listen to reason, but seems as though i'm already incorrigible when it comes to spazzing, and i need to fucking calm down. you're driving me crazy.

interesting leaning more so towards bad or good, blossom? ... i'm choked up a bit, and i hope you'll forgive me for how fidgety you make me. 

was it an interesting call? was it from a nice person?

the sweetest of them all, and i guarantee it ensures diabetes with just one bite given to it, ya feel? do yA? -wiggles my eyebrows, only poking at your bum lightly as i move to kiss your cheek- muah!

liSTEN WE FINNA BAKE THREE CAKES AND WE GON' EAT THEM ALL UNTIL WE FEEL PREGNANT AS HELL AND WE FINNA GET FOOD BABIES, FIANCÉ. -grabs some sugar and smacks some on ya bum- sweet ass.