ok I think that I should say a prayer, since I haven't talked about my faith a lot on here.
*clears throat*
Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be thy noodles. Thy kingdom come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. Lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for Thine is the noodle, and the onion, and the bay leaves forever and ever.
R'Amen