why are all my recommendations about straight couples GET IT TOGETHER THIS IS NOT WHAT I CAME HERE FOR

if you just so happen to stumble across this dumpster, feel free to talk to me because i have no life and we probably have a lot of the same interests?? if not, let's talk anyway? or i can try to help with a problem you may have? idk i'm going to go read gay smut now 

im sorry to anyone who read that *hands you rag and soap* you're now excused to wash your eyes *pats your back* *points to bathroom*