rei
/rā/
noun
           1. self-proclaimed trash queen that spends too much time obsessing over nonexistent boys, shopping at the local barnes & noble, sipping tea, and managing a professional meme business. yikes. 
   ex: 
    Person 1: am i seeing something something or is that the spawn of satan peering over at us?
    Person 2: lol nah man, that's probably rei. 
Synonyms: quirky, small, feisty, holosexual, procrastinator, sarcastic, confused 24/7, socially inept, hungry, clumsy, etc. 
Antonyms: reliable, motivated, sane, tidy, funny, responsible, sporty, patient, balanced, independent, etc. 
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heh. feel free to talk to me and let's cackle along the lines of badly written puns and cringeworthy jokes. :^)