Okay, let's see . . .


* I'm proud to be completely, totally, utterly and 100% IRISH! (BTW, we do not actually greet each other with "Top of the morning to you". I prefer "What's the craic?" or "How's she running?". Still not normal, I know.)

* I love horses, especially Benny, my Irish gypsy cob! (No matter how many of my bones he insists on breaking.)

* I love Orla, Ciara and Clemy, aka my bitches! (PS, it's meant affectionately. Really.)

* I love food, all foods, any foods. Especially pringles. (Fuck the calories. And all them skinny bitches.)

* I speak English, Irish, German, a little bit of French and a whole load of profanities. (PS, I said I speak them, I never said I spoke them well.)

* If you look up 'nerd' in the dictionary, you find a picture of me. (Not a particularly flattering picture. But to be honest, is there really such thing? I'm still looking.)

* I really hate it when people use incorrect grammar. Yes, I am THAT girl.

* I love to sketch but hate to paint.

* I really hate, you know THOSE girls who use their faces as coloring books and whenever you talk to them, they look like they are in pain. Yup, you know who I'm talking about.
 
* I have the WORST medical track record. I am currently on 17 broken bones and 6 operations. (Mostly due to my massive lack of coordination.)

* I am competitive beyond belief.

* I can only watch TV if the volume is on a 5 or a 0.

* I mouth the lyrics of songs when I listen to music.

* I am obsessed with wattpad. Well, you're reading this so chances are, you are too!


Well, that's me. Infinitely awkward, socially inept and forever Lost4Words. 

xxx

PS. To all the haters out there (you know who you are) one day someone is gonna go all Chuck Norris on your sorry ass and I'm just gonna keep writing about it like a boss. ;)