ON HIATUS
I'm Patch and I find bread as the most delicious thing in the world even though it has no taste whatsoever~
Facts about me:
♣I want to be the reason you look down on your phone and smile then walk into a pole.
♣I thought chocolate milk came from brown spotted cows.
♣I find MATH as Mental Abuse To Humans.
♣I am Iron Man. (Fe=Iron, Male=Man)
♣I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
♣I've got a medical condition called laziness.
♣English isn't my first language.
♣I couldn't go to the bathroom by myself after watching a scary movie.
♣I enjoy romantic walks.. to the fridge.
♣I jump up and down everytime I see '____ started following you' in my notifs.
♣I love chatting so feel free to message me!
♣I just forgot what I was about to type in next.
WTF FACT #201
After reading this post you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize the second 'the'.
I make my own covers..
and I'm proud of it! ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ
Goals:
◾2000 votes (*fist pump*)
◾Finish writing a book/fanfic (this might take a while)
◾Make a light novel
✔Have 100 followers
◾Have 200 followers
"I'm on a sea food diet. When I see food I eat it."
"I need a six month vacation twice a year."
"After Tuesday even the calendar goes WTF."
Thank you so much for stopping by my profile! (^w^)/ *waves frantically* Remember.. Time is precious.
Waste it wisely~
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- JoinedAugust 16, 2014
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Marimooz
Jul 16, 2015 11:02AM
I should definitely be reviewing for the preliminary exams.. but then again here's wattpad X3 Reading for a while won't hurt, right?View all Conversations
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