hi. your penpal isn't working so i'm just gonna write this here.
dear mahboibensbrother,
i hate you. you left me for bill. well now i'm gonna STARVE. you know how obese i am and i can't go longer than five minutes without dying of starvation, YOU KNOW THAT!!!
anyway let me just say that you're the worst brother i could have because you don't let me be obese in peace. hey, that rhymed.
anyway like i might die now, or you can die because you mean nothing to me. you never did.
i hate you, brother.
please DO go, girl.
- ben
