Im Slim Shady
Yes Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating 
so wont the real Slim Shady
Please stand up
Please stand up

❤OfficAnon2k16❤

M
Ma
Mar
Mark

T
Th
Tho
Thom
Thoma
Thomas

Im bi, so partially gay ig, so
I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck... thats not funny, cum on guys!

Im fucking your mom right now, so you can call me daddy. and not just at night ;)

Jonas: Mine
Kristen: #1 BESTEST FRIEND
Lisa and Lena: mai sistuhs
Sara: HEHEHEH my Shara
Emily: My lil kittehn
Cat: Friend
Weston = Mom
Food = Bae

F is for fucking without permission.
U is for underage.
N is for no protectionnnn
There in the deep pussyyy.

I screw lots of things up. Including your mom.

Single: i love jonas
Taken: by jonas
Crushing: jonas
Looking: at jonas

Bisexual: Yup
Transexual: Nope.
Straight: Kinda.
Gay: Kinda.
Supporter: Hell yeah

The MomFuckers Squad:
·Zach
·Me
·Taylor
·Jakey
·Ariel
·ASK IF YA WANNA BE IN IT

I get horny a lot. But uhmmm its most likely cuz of.. well.. i dunno.

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Okay now im creeped out..













































Fucking lurker..
















































Ok bai.