y’all i was on a trip over the weekend and when we were in the car three things happened.
1. carry on wayward son played
2. we were driving behind a black ‘67 impala that looked like two men were riding in it
3. night moves was playing while we were behind the aforementioned car
why is this important you may ask?
if you are a supernatural fan you know
hey everyone!
if anyone was wondering where i was, i got my phone taken away ‘cause my room wasn’t clean.
it’s clean now though (THANK YOU, LITTLE SISTER) so i have my phone back!
though i only get 2 hours per day and that’s already almost up, so :>
i saw something describing the difference between a hero and a villain.
the difference was this.
“a hero would let you die to save the world. a villain would let the world die to save you.”
it depends on the situation, but i think i’d be the villain in most stories.
so ever since i upped my dose of anxiety meds i have been having tae WEIRDEST fucking dreams. i remember all of them the following day and it’s so absurd.
for example:
-i sent a text message to my friend showing him something my dad found (which i had actually done), and i got no response until a few hours later when i got a notification saying “(insert contact name) has blocked and reported you to his therapist”. the notification looked similar to the thing that pops up on an iphone when you unsend a message. this did not happen.
-i saw a news story on the cbs evening news showing that post malone (???) was gay and had gotten married to diddy’s significantly younger brother (?????) and then i later found out that post malone and his new husband (he was not named) were suing cbs because they not only outed post malone, they outed his husband, outed the fact that they were in a relationship and had gotten married.
WTAF IS MY BRAIN—
so, i own a string of (fake) pearls. and i have decided that i am going to start carrying them with me, not wearing them, just carrying them, so that when something big happens i can, for comedic purposes, just go, “OH MAH GAH I AM CLUTCHING MAH PEARLS”