"LEAF MOO ALOON"
Ella ( gay as hell)
Depressed but well dressed
Roses are red
My mental health is whack
I said I'm a homosexual having a panic attack
"I'd periodically do you on a table. ;)" -Bill Nye
My sister is singing All Star and pretending to be Shrek. kys
Mikey Way sounds like Milky way. You know what else has milk in it? rYaN RoSsSsssSSs ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘
"In other words, keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes. I'm not interested."
FRENSHIP
"You bon bon eating bastard"
The struggle when you feel like a dolphin, but you look like a blobfish
According to all known laws
of aviation,there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming! Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
god, im such a lesbian
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