уσ, ωαѕѕυρ?

I want to make my name on Facebook "Nobody". So when I see someone post something stupid I can like it, and it will say; "Nobody" likes this.

˙ǝpoɯ ƃuıʌɐs ʎƃɹǝuǝ ʎɯ uo ʇsnɾ ɯ,ı 'ʎzɐl ʇou ɯ,ı

Ƭѳ đi૯ ખѳષℓđ в૯ αท αખԲષℓℓy вig αđ√૯ทƬષ૨૯ 

ωε αςςεp† †hε ι⊕∀ε ωε †hïηκ ωε dεšεr∀ε 

big things often have small beginnings

Because of today's society our new stick-figure standards of beauty influence how men see women.

I can be the queen of backhanded comments.

You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're useless.

ⓨⓞⓤ'ⓡⓔ ⓟⓡⓞⓞⓕ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓔⓥⓞⓛⓤⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓒⓐⓝ ⓖⓞ ⓘⓝ ⓡⓔⓥⓔⓡⓢⓔ.

I don't hate you. I just hope you next period happens in a shark tank.

If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

¡'ll ∩ξνξ® ∫☻®gξt t∏ξ ∫¡®§t t¡mξ wξ mξt - Λlt∏☻∪g∏ ¡'ll kξξp t®ÿ¡∩g.

I bet your brain feels good as new, seeing as you've never used it before.

yѳષ ઝทѳખ i ખѳષℓđ ઽℓαρ yѳષ вષƬ i đѳท'Ƭ ખαทƬ Ƭѳ ʍαઝ૯ yѳષ૨ Բα૮૯ ℓѳѳઝ αทy в૯ƬƬ૯૨.

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on it's own.

Now we know why some animals eat their children.

Well, your day was a total waste of makeup.

†ħÏ＄ Ï＄Ǹ'† ＄උħ✿✿し, φ'＄ ħ㉫しし Ŵφħ ƒしµ✿r㉫＄උ㉫Ǹ† しÏＧħ†ÏǸＧ.

Thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.

All you have to do is click the unfriend button. :]

@gracenk 

Mom: Why are you laughing alone in your room?
Me: ...

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I don't know what your problem is but it is probably too hard to pronounce.