Deep down in the bottom of the ocean, lies a sponge who lives and breathes.... In a fucking pineapple!

     Okay, where must I start, my name is obviously on my profile, I don't really like spongebob, and I hate people. bye!
     
     Just kidding, I'm not done yet, sit your ass back down and I'll give you a tour of the psychiatric ward, well don't really sit, or I won't be able to show you around. Down this hallway, the first door to your right will be the bathroom.. I advise you avoid it, you see a lot of masturbation in there, second door, the one across from that one is the meetings, where we have three group meetings per day, miss one of those meetings and they will throw you into a straight-jacket and into that room of isolation, now those are the two main rooms you need to know of, now if you just come this way, I will show you where you will be sleeping at, this one here, room 27 is your room, your roommate will be... Oh lord, let's move on, I'll introduce you to Steve after, he is one crazy guy.
     Nurse: Hey Michio! Get back in your room!
     
     Well looks like that's the end of our little tour, I must get going now see ya, also it's best you run too.