I procrastinated trying to write this (>___ <) but anyway:

- I love bands *obsessed fangirl alert*  #ItsBeenTooLongToBeAPhaseMum

^^^Yes it's mum not mom -> It's English from England ~(^-^)~ *controversial intro*

My favourites include: Pierce the Veil, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Black Veil Brides, Bring Me the Horizon, Sleeping With Sirens, One Ok Rock, Asking Alexandria, Twenty Øne Piløts.... and a million others.

A million.

-I love animals. I aspire to be a crazy cat lady. 

-I love reading, writing, poetry... Im so much more emotionally attached to characters than humans. Sad

-I love anime. Basically all fiction is better than real life. My favourites are: Death note, Tokyo Ghoul, Your Lie in April and Kimi No Na Wa

-Used to be obsessed with Youtube but now I only keep up with my Phandom. The Phandom is love, The Phandom is life

-I also like TV shows such as Sherlock, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Breaking Bad, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Modern Family, The Middle, Brooklyn Nine Nine etc... 

-I love arty arty art art and I dont wear shoes and also Im a piece of shit

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God, I'm so basic. 

I should have been flushed at birth

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My favourite weather is just after it finishes raining and the sun comes out and its warm. All the raindrops sparkle like crystals as they're hit by the rays of light. It smells fresh and clean. 

I sleep like a fetus 

I've been called a weirdo to my face on multiple ocassions but they always end it with "but a funny one," so rest assured that I'm not a creepy stalker 

Actually Im a little creepy 

And only a stalker for band members

I guess Im a partially creepy stalker then... 

*cries*

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Dear Mr Stump, 

When will you finally teach me how to make boys next-door out of assholes?

Yours Truly,
Sammi.