Am I suppose to tell you something about myself now? hm...okay...well  do you want the short or long version? I'll give you both and then you can decide for yourself. 

Short version 
I'm a human being living on planet Earth with a curious mind and some people consider me as quite odd. 

Long version 
I love to laugh, I'm rarely seen without a smile. A part of me are actually  terrified  of the zombie apocalypse that may or may not occur in a near future. Most people would describe me as funny or odd. In some rare moments I can actually be kind and nice ( so if you ever find me in a moment of kindness, take a picture, it would probably not happen again). 

I had this dream of becomming something great someday, but as we all do I grew up and realised that there wasn't  just one way there but several.  So as  the lazy teenager I am I gave up that dream and settled with just being me.  It isn't as tragic as it sounds I promise.  
The thing is that I've now  discovered that there isn't several ways to be great, there's actually just one. Be yourself ( Yeah I did use that shopworn line, but you know there's a reason to why it has been said so many times )  
So well that's me I guess, one big mess of words.