Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies and lassies all around the world, my name is SepticIdiot.

cAMPE DIEM BITCHESSSSS
 #kinkymarkclub

ωнαт тнє нє¢к ι gσттα ∂σ тσ вє ωιтн ¢нυ ;)

no one gives a SHIT, David! (i started watching camp camp)

i'm about as gay as Gregg from Night in the woods

í ѕhíp twσ cσuntríєѕ: αmєrícα αnd írєlαnd

aMERILAND CHILDREN

take a fuckin sip babe (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ι'м тнє вαву σf му вєѕт fяιєи∂ѕ' gяσυρ, єνєяуσиє'ѕ ℓιттℓє ѕιѕтєя!

ⓝⓤⓖⓖⓔⓣ ⓐⓟⓟⓡⓞⓥⓔⓢ

ι'м тнe palest perѕon ιn мy ғaмιly ;-;

jᎪᏟᏦsᎬᏢᏆᎥᏟᎬᎽᎬ and so is max Ꭵs mᎽ sᏢᎥᏒᎥᏆ ᎪᏁᎥmᎪᏞ!

աɛʟʟ ʄʊċk ʍɛ ɢɛռtʟʏ աɨtɦ ǟ ċɦǟɨռֆǟա.

I'M IN TOO MANY FANDOMS!

ᴬᴺᴰ ᵂᴴᴼᴸᴱ ᵂᴼᴿᴸᴰ'ˢ ᴳᴼᴺᴺᴬ ᴷᴺᴼᵂ ᵞᴼᵁᴿ ᴺᴬᴹᴱ, ᵂᴴᴬᵀ'ˢ ᵞᴼᵁᴿ ᴺᴬᴹᴱ, ᴹᴬᴺ?

ᴬᴸᴱˣᴬᴺᴰᴱᴿ ᴴᴬᴹᴵᴸᵀᴼᴺ, ᴹᵞ ᴺᴬᴹᴱ ᴵˢ ᴬᴸᴱˣᴬᴺᴰᴱᴿ ᴴᴬᴹᴵᴸᵀᴼᴺ, ᵀᴴᴱᴿᴱ'ˢ ᴬ ᴹᴵᴸᴸᴵᴼᴺ ᵀᴴᴵᴺᴳˢ ᴵ ᴴᴬᵛᴱᴺ'ᵀ ᴰᴼᴺᴱ, ᴶᵁˢᵀ ᵞᴼᵁ ᵂᴬᴵᵀ, ᴶᵁˢᵀ ᵞᴼᵁ ᵂᴬᴵᵀ. 

i have over 30k views on my fanfic. tHATS A LOT OF PEOPLE, HOLY FU-

@4amchats my Ruby to my Sapphire!♥

YouTube Crap:
Me = JSE
@4amchats= Markiplier
@shortieisanowl = Pewds
@CalebSlussler = Cry

My First Internet BFF...Who's a total BOSS! XD
@imstillsleeping

ι нαѕ α ¢σℓℓαв α¢¢συит @Peaches_And_Cherries

BFF...who's AWESOME AF! :3
@bonbonthebunny8902

My older bro.
@CalebSlussler

A very good friend.
@Miguelpie

AMAZING PERSON
@X-_Deuce_-X

Friend that RPS with Me/STORIES are cool
@Slenderboy152

Wanna brofist , if ya don't SCREW YOU...like SCREW YOU BILLY.

I'm JSE Trash...I belong in a trashcan.
I ship Septiplier....so what....SEPTIPLIER AWAY! 

iTS FROM JAPAN

I'm apart of a ship. :333

My Wattpad Family:

Children:
@Cheshire_Cat_Gamer, @_Lexikitty_, @iAmAnimeFreak, @MangledSepticEye and @bonbonthebunny8902,
 @Lolasolovestacos  

Husband or wife: @xivxxi

My father:
@Slenderboy152
My Sis:
@imstillsleeping