I'm part chicken. Don't ask. I'm also a pear. Ask my friend Nick instead of asking me. I'm also, wait for it, wait for it, a cheeseburger, a pancake, peanut butter, cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers, chocolate, cookies, cheeseburgers, donuts, ice cream, cheeseburgers, cheeseburgers, and cheeseburgers. Actually, not all of that is true, but you get the idea... And don't ask about the China part. And if you think my English is bad, look at my moms... You can email me, but please don't stalk me.