cardan 🎬

@thebestgreenbriar that checks out

@highqueenofelfhame_ yeah, but like for some reason he asked me for tips idk

@thebestgreenbriar no, I’m the one who gave the roach a ring. They only proposed yesterday 

@thebestgreenbriar i didn’t throw any wine, darling. It was just a threat

@highqueenofelfhame_ i'm at home rn. and you threw the cheap wine

@thebestgreenbriar and I am definitely not about to throw your entire wine collection out of the window. Stay “somewhere”

@highqueenofelfhame_ :P

@thebestgreenbriar Cardan!!

@highqueenofelfhame_ please do

@thebestgreenbriar alright then

@highqueenofelfhame_ it's a joke

@thebestgreenbriar don’t even attempt to lie

@thebestgreenbriar i didn’t ignore that, love

@highqueenofelfhame_ WAIT WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO IGNORE THAT I WAS SPAMMING BC I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY

@thebestgreenbriar fine