Insomniac existing on 2 hours of sleep a night. Sleep deprivation really does spout some wonderful nonsense.

I write silly stories for silly people! When I want to work on the quality of my writing, I scribble down fanfiction so I don't get consumed in my own plot.
 
Sometimes I write stuff that's a bit more, you know, poetic- but not much of it I put on this site.
 
Criticism always helps (CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, my foot) since sometimes I don't catch things I do wrong. Bear with me, folks! At least spelling's my forte!

PS If you need editing, I'd be happy to help