Heylo! See what I did there? I combined "hey" with "hello" and created the greatest hybrid of greetings, even better than heyla (hey+hola)! That's ingenuity right there! Although I still do love the good ol' "salutations". Anyway enough about hello, and hey, and hola, and bonjour (did I even say that one?), and salutations, and heyla, and heylo, you get the point, right? Well you can't answer either way so I'm just going to continue. First and foremost I'm John Jacob Jingelheimer Schmit (yes, his name is mine too), but since that's rather long winded and "John" is boring, you can call me Mikki. I'm a little bit nerdy, fiiiiine, a lotta bit nerdy ad full of all sorts of quirks! I love to read and write, but rarely have time to write. I would like you to know that I work very closely to @ThoseTwo42 so close that some people even say we are the same person. Concerning that you should go check out their stories! Also if I ever do post anything on here (which hopefully I have if you're reading this, or else you're a stalker reading my profile randomly in which case you should stop now!) because of how close I am to @ThoseTwo42 my stories take place in the same universe as theirs so don't be like "You're copying them!" or vise versa. Well that's all I have to say, have a nice day! THAT RHYMED! I am a lyrical genius! Now onto getting to clap correctly... or maybe whistle...