Straight from somewhere in Oregon comes Beni Furmon, the pubescent, sexuality-confused, atheist/Jewboy extraordinaire. He's single and has a strange female voice in his mind that keeps him in check. He looks like a cross between Harrison Ford, baby Misha Collins, a ten-year-old Tom Cruise and has maybe a dash of Ben Stiller. He has recently discovered that he's a nyctophiliac who's afraid of the dark.