ik your dumbass can't tell what chemical compound my name is, but dw neither do i
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matching pfp with the dilf/loml, @YourGrandma04 🐸
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NOZDRYOV FROM DEAD SOULS IS SO SEXY??
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A little bit about me bc this is apparently a bio or sum????:

I am so sexy, the universe had to handicap me by making me explicitly gay and giving me debilitating social anxiety so that I could refrain from fucking the entire population 

My teeth are so sharp sometimes I cut myself, only to have my blood kink confuses me and make me freakishly horny

The main reason I wear a mask in public is because flies have the weird urge to die in my nostrils and mouth and this is the only way to prevent it

I once slept on an unmade mattress for 6 months without leaving my room and survived on nothing except for 2 liters of chocolate milk, a container of avocados and a paperclip

I cannot reproduce as my uterus is only capable of spawning demons

Carrying the world's heaviest monster cock rly takes its toll on me

When I need to take a massive shit I often decide to announce it to everyone in the room

Who needs friends when i have a 7-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, detergent, toothpaste, motor oil and whipped cream

I spend my days plagued by daydreams of pegging fictional characters and there is no cure expect reading a concerning amount of fanfiction

My brain doesn't always work but even when it does, it seems to enjoy replaying the wii song on max volume repeatedly instead of helping me function as a normal human being in society

I cannot watch mainstream tv shows because they are unrelatable and I am just too cool to understand them

I have rabies

My aesthetic is slandering fictional characters I want to sleep with

Sometimes I cry when I see beautiful women because they are beautiful

I smile all the time so that no one knows the real me, so no one knows that, deep down inside my soul... I am horny