Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily Tomlin

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler

Maybe this world is another planet's hell. ~Aldous Huxley

Today is the last day of some of your life. ~Author Unknown