man with a plan

Thanos

Izuku approached on a planet. One he had a VERY familiarity with.

Shit.

Izuku looked around and noticed it seemed...normal.

Izuku snuck into the building and saw, in a crib, the mad titan himself Thanos.

With something...something horrific in the room.

"Who the hell are you?" The flaming skeleton said.

"I'm Izuku Midoriya." Izuku said.

"Get out of here. I'm Izuku Midoriya." The person said "I'm here to kill Thanos before he can-"

"No." Iron Deku said "That won't work."

"Why not? Just kill him and-"

"And what then? The Titan race goes ape shit cause a human killed the leaders son? Instead of 1 Titan killing half the universe you got the entire race after it." Iron Deku said "We need to do this properly."

"So what? Poison?" Cosmic Ghost Rider asked.

"No...just... let me do the talking."

Deku approached the crib and the baby jumped at him with his fist raised. "Wheres my mother?! Who are you?!"

"Hey hey I'm not here to fight." Iron Deku said.

"I was." Cosmic Ghost Rider said.

"Ignore him." Iron Deku said picking up baby Thanos and walking over to a chair in the room. "Look. I'm here to make sure something...something bad. Really bad doesn't happen. Now I'm guessing this guy was here to do the same but in a much more...brutish way."

"Hey!"

"Yeah he was talking to himself about killing me before I did something." Thanos said "I was gonna kill him."

"Thats not always the solution." Iron Deku said "I'm a hero in my world."

"I was a marine until someone killed my wife and son." Cosmic Ghost Rider said.

"A hero's duty is the Mantle Of Responsibility." Izuku said.

"Mantle of Responsibility? Whats that?" Baby Thanos asked.

"It's the duty of the strongest to both protect the weaker and help them grow." Iron Deku said.

"I don't follow." Baby Thanos said.

"You asked for your mother earlier right?" Izuku asked.

"Yeah?"

"She's more powerful then you. Correct?" Izuku asked.

"Yeah."

"And she nurtured you right?" Izuku asked.

"Uh-huh."

"When she is old and unable to help herself you will be big and powerful." Izuku said "So what should be done then?"

"Help her?" Baby Thanos asked.

"Yes. See heres a little math to help. Responsibility without Authority is slavery, Authority without Responsibility is dictatorship. You need balance in the world." Izuku said "Your mother has authority over you because..."

"Cause she takes care of me." Thanos said "What does that have to do with that weird guy?"

"Well if I know who you are and why he's here I think you go too far with Authority." Iron Deku said "I'm here cause I've been getting pulled into random dimensions for some fucking reason."

"So what should I do?" Thanos asked.

"Your a smart kid." Izuku said "Titan will one day go through an over population and you will make a suggestion that will result in a very bad outcome."

"What? He started killing cause he's chasing mistress death." Cosmic Ghost Rider said.

"If thats the case remember something growing up. Love isn't forever. Its a chemical in our brain that forces us to mate. If you see whoever this Mistress Death is just kept that in mind. Focus on science there's a whole bunch of things the universe could use. A tyrant isn't one of them."

"Ok I guess." Baby Thanos said "But what should I do?"

"Well there's a thing you could start." Izuku showed a screen on his armor.

"It's called an orbital ring." Izuku said "I've got a few back home."

"Ooo."

"Little goal for you to study and make when your grown up." Izuku said.

"What else you got?" Thanos asked.

"This is Sirius's Dyson Sphere. A shell around a star to harness the complete power of it. It's not done yet but it will." Izuku said.

"That's incredible." Baby Thanos said.

"And remember. It's all achievable with effort. You don't need any special tech to do it just a lot of elbow grease."

A portal opened up and pulled Izuku in.

"Where'd he go?" Thanos asked.

"No fucking clue." Cosmic Ghost Rider said.