(So this is just a fun little thing I decided to do. I don't know why)
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Umbrella : *runs into the room from the kitchen*
Umbrella : Someone stole my anti-depressants. Whoever you are, I hope you fucking happy!
Jade : 😆
Chris : 😂😂
Alfa : 😂
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*Jade walks into Umbrella's room, where Chris and Umbrella are*
Jade : When life gives you melons...
Chris and Umbrella : *Glance at each other*
Jade : You might have dyslexia.......*Snorts with laughter*
Umbrella : 😂
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*Yoyo, One, and Alfa are sitting at a table*
Yoyo : What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
One : .............
Alfa : An ambulance. Immediately
Yoyo : 😆😆
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*On the training deck*
Chuck : Halloween is easily the scariest night of the year, innit lads?
Yoyo : Yeah
Chuck : With all the dead rising from their graves and all the fat girls thinking they look sexy dressed as cats
Yoyo : 😳
Chuck : 😂
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*In the lunch room*
Chris : I threw a peanut butter sandwich at the peanut allergy table
Gyro : Why?!
Chris : And said, TWENTY FIVE KILL STREAK!
Umbrella : 😂😂
Jade : 😂😂
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Umbrella x OC
FanfictionSo. Guys. I have barley seen any stories revolving around our umbrella wielding, emotionless potato over here Umbrella : Really? Me : Shut up Anyway. So I have decided to take matters into my own hands and write this little trashy story for the Umbr...
