UwU Cult, this is highly confidential information. Before I tell you this, remember, this does not leave the cult.
Now, the Russian mafia has been in a state of... disorder, lately. You see, due to unfortunate circumstances, the boss won't be online for an undetermined amount of time.
That means the mafia is left without a leader. Now, our ambassador, WolfieFNAF, has been taking a fair amount of charge lately, and I thought that perhaps we could help out.
Now, would it be in the spirit of uwu to just let our allies suffer? No! So what should we do?
Help them. Wolven and I have been communicating about this, and we think that the best course of action is to redirect confused mafia members to their profile.
At first, we can clearly show their authority by telling them how they are the official UwU-Mafia ambassador. But the word will be spread that their profile is where to keep updated.
Through this, we can provide them with order, cement our relationship with our allies, overall assist the mafia, prove our usefulness, and most importantly, act in accordance with uwu. Perhaps I should make a chapter about laws of uwu.
At any rate, the situation is precarious and nothing is final. In the upcoming days, we will finalize details, initialize the re-order, and assign positions to uwu cult members to help.
I hope this sounds good to you guys, and if you have any complaints, please let me know. And keep in mind this won't halt our regular cult activites!
Glad I could keep you all posted,
Mother UwU
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