I woke up one morning and looked in the mirror and said "Damn I'm hot."
I posed a couple times and leaved the Bathroom, I was about to sit down on the couch and watch tv but I saw my reflection and blushed so much I looked like a tomato.
I decided not to watch tv and just look at my reflection.
A couple hours passed and my stomach started to growl, and I decided to eat because otherwise I would get sick, and who the hell wants that.
I made my cereal and put the cereal first cause who the frickity flip flap would put the milk first
I sat down at the table and ate my breakfast, I really needed to take a number 2, so I ran to the bathroom but got distracted by my sexy self.
And then shat myself.
When I realized, I went to go change my pants and couldn't find any, so I decided to put my clothes in the dishwasher.-I never went to school-
After I was done washing my clothes I put on my new pants and then went to the store cause I needed Food.
And I spotted a .
KAREN
