BTS ONE-SHOTS

8. It's a bit Dangerous but I'm so Sweet || Taejoon

TAGS: human namjoon, demon taehyung, namjoon summons tae from a sketchy website and it works, tae bakes for him and they listen to jazz numbers together.

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Namjoon was bored. And by bored, I mean he was going crazy with nothing to do. Fuck Covid-19. He had never, ever, spent a whole day cooped inside his house. But that's exactly how the saying goes. Desperate times call for desperate measures. And hence, he had now spent three days and four hours (he was counting, yes) staying in, following the Quarantine rules. It was nerve-wracking to say the least.

To say that he wanted to rip his hair out of his scalp was the understatement of the year. And what does a man wanting to rip out his hair do? Bingo! He scrolls through his phone. And that's exactly what Namjoon did. He opened google and typed, 'Quarantine games' on the search bar like the lazy bug he was. The results were pretty lame and Namjoon had almost given up all hope when something caught his eyes.

HOW TO SUMMON A DEMON.

An idle mind is the demon's den (or whatever it is, Namjoon didn't care). He just couldn't wait to make the saying come true, quite literally. His mind was currently idle (along with his body). Now he just needed a demon to come to his house and claim it as their den. The website seemed pretty fake but he guessed trying couldn't do him any harm.

He was a human, a very curious one at that. Besides, the saying, "Curiosity killed the cat" couldn't be applied in his situation because he was no cat. Hence, not applicable. And besides that, if it turned out that the website was indeed fake, well, he would have had something to curse for the rest of the day.

He followed through the instructions given, clicking a few things before the final instruction came through.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE NOW SUMMONED A DEMON! 

CLICK YES TO CONTINUE OR EXIT TO GO BACK.

Namjoon frowned a little, thumb hovering over the  yes  before he clicked it. Nothing happened for a few moments and Namjoon threw his phone on the couch , closing his eyes and huffing. Really, he hadn't expected much but he had still hoped something would happen. That hope was all gone and a few minutes passed along with Namjoon's excitement.

Which is why he screamed loudly when he opened his eyes and saw a boy smiling sweetly at him, a boxy little smile. He clutched his chest right where his heart lied, trying to calm down. The--- horned--- man seemed unfazed by his yelling, smiling still. "Hi", he said happily. Namjoon had to do a double-check. Did that deep voice really come from such a sweet looking man?

"Who are you?", he asked, first things first. The man just kept smiling. "I'm Taehyung. I'm a demon. You summoned me", he answered. Namjoon choked on air. "What?!", he exclaimed. "I'm Taehyung. I'm a demon. You summoned me!", Taehyung repeated, louder this time. He didn't know people on earth heard things louder.

Namjoon sighed, realizing that this creature was indeed a demon. His horns were real , Namjoon might or might not have peeked at them when Taehyung was busy repeating his words. "Do you have an oven?", Taehyung suddenly asked. Namjoon looked at him with both eyebrows raised. Well, that wasn't something he had expected.

"I do. Why?", he asked curiously. Taehyung's smile widened, if that was even possible. "Oh, I just love baking. Do you happen to have a radio, too?", he asked again, eyes getting bigger and shinier with hope. Namjoon grimaced. He did not, in fact, own a radio. But wait, what kind of demon likes baking and listening to music? On a radio?

"Well, I don't know what you humans are like but I love jazz music, especially when it's on the radio. Pity that you don't own one", Taehyung said, pouting. Namjoon's eyes went comically wide. "You can hear thoughts?", he asked, incredulous. Taehyung just shrugged before making his way to the open kitchen. Namjoon felt a little bad seeing him pout and decided to be a good human.

"Hey, I have jazz on my phone. I can play it for you?", he suggested. Taehyung turned around to smile at him, apron tied around his waist. He had a few things already laid on the counter. The domesticity of it all warmed Namjoon's heart, rather unknowingly. "That would be nice, Namjoon. Please sit back down. I'm gonna make you something amazing!", Taehyung said with a little giggle, twirling around to pick up the rest of the stuff.

Namjoon watched quietly as Taehyung whipped up a few baked goodies, moving his hips along to the slow jazz playing on his phone. He hadn't even realized when it had started raining, too immersed in watching the demon enjoy whatever he was doing. He realized Taehyung was a good singer when the gentle move of his hips were suddenly accompanied by his deep voice, hitting all the notes perfectly.

He could just watch in awe as Taehyung rested a whole tray of chocolate cookies and muffins in front of him, smiling proudly. He smiled a lot, Namjoon noted. "You should smile, too", Taehyung said enthusiastically. Namjoon was too busy moaning around the muffin to react to Taehyung's words.

When he had finished everything, Taehyung stood up, glancing at the clock. "Your three hours are up. I'm gonna go now", he said, smiling still. Namjoon's eyes widened. "Was it only for three hours?", he muttered to himself before turning to Taehyung.

"Can't you stay?", he asked. "I'm afraid I can't", Taehyung replied, smiling, although he did look a little solemn now. Or maybe that was just Namjoon.

"But will you be back?"

At that, Taehyung's million dollars smile returned, dazzling.

"Just summon me again and I'm all yours".

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Requested by Argon1810

This was amazing! I loved writing it!