One day, Catpiss was roaming around Burger King and it saw a dog. The collar on the dog was engraved with the name "Lucy" on it. Lucy looked at Catpiss and pissed on Catpiss. Catpiss drowned in piss, but did not die. Catpiss became a SUPER MEGA TRANSFORMER BUILT LIKE A GOLIATH CAT.
Lucy ran away from Catpiss and Catpiss transformed into a car. Catpiss drives off towards the beach to drown. Catpiss acquires a squid that got stuck on it's car window and they talked and became besties.
But then, the squid betrayed Catpiss. Catpiss was furious. Catpiss stomped and the whole world population was wiped out, besides phgc. Then, Catpiss stomps on phgc.
Then, they have a shit load of babies and the world is ruled by Catpisses and Squid Goliaths, and they all do the conga together.
The OFFICIAL ending.
