the princes number ~ iwaoi

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iwaizumi was tossing and turning on his bed, it was 3am and yet he couldn't sleep when an idea popped into his head

he got bored so he grabbed his phone and texted his number neighbor

iwaizumi:
hi number neighbor

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oikawa was in his king bed, watching alien documentaries on his phone when he got a notification which was weird since he only had his parents and hanamaki's phone number in his contacts

number neighbor:
oh hi number neighbor

iwaizumi:
why are you awake at 3am

number neighbor:
i can ask you the same thing stranger

iwaizumi:
touché, but i couldn't sleep, so i decided to text my number neighbor

number neighbor:
ah well i suppose that makes sense

iwaizumi:
yeah anyways how old are you ?

number neighbor:
im 17, and you ?

iwaizumi:
really ? me too, how do i not know if you're lying

number neighbor:
well i can assure you, i'm 17, unless my birth certificate had gotten the wrong date

iwaizumi:
lmao you're funny and weird

number neighbor:
huh i've never been called weird and i've rarely ever been called funny

iwaizumi:
really, you're lying

number neighbor:
i was taught not to lie so i'm not

iwaizumi:
why do you seem kind of formal ?

number neighbor:
because i was taught to be formal, it's not that complicated

iwaizumi:
oh weirdos got jokes

number neighbor:
i don't joke

iwaizumi:
are you sure you're 17 because you seem like a 70 year old

oikawa gasped but found himself laughing, no one had been this rude to him before since he was prince, and was treated with respect his whole life, except for makki, his only friend.

number neighbor:
that was rude, and yes i'm 17

iwaizumi:
prove it

number neighbor:
and how do you suggest i do that ?

iwaizumi:
send me a picture of yourself

oikawa thought for a second, no one knew how he looked liked or his name.. since they referred to his father as the "king" so only the proper inside the castle knew their names

number neighbor:

iwaizumi gasped but quickly put his hand over his mouth MY NUMBER NEIGHBOR LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE FUCKING ROYALTY I- WHAT THE FUCK-

iwaizumi:
i-.. thats really you ..?

number neighbor:
yes, now how do you look like ?

iwaizumi:

oikawa jaw dropped his arms.. biceps oikawa found himself drooling

number neighbor:
i- um nice arms

iwaizumi:
LMAOOOO SOJEKS omg you really are weird

number neighbor:
mean

iwaizumi:
so what's your name ?

number neighbor:
um it's tooru oikawa, and yours ?

iwaizumi:
it's hajime iwaizumi

hm iwaizumi hajime with the nice arms

oikawa tooru.. pretty name for a pretty boy